Pensioners attacked in car.

Stowmarket businessman Chaz Windsor and his female companion recently described the unfortunate incident.
Speaking exclusively to The Stowmarket Bugle, Chaz (64), still visibly shaken, went though the events.
"Mrs Compote-Berry and myself were out for a quiet drive in my vintage Bentley when we stopped at red traffic lights next to The Spotted Cow. All of a sudden the car was surrounded by drunken louts who were screaming abuse and showering the car with beer and various food items. Unfortunately one of the louts managed to open a car window and attacked Mrs Compote-Berry with a crabstick. When the lights changed to amber we drove off as fast as possible."
PC Kettle of Stowmarket Police reported to The Bugle; "The Spotted Cow is very popular with students but we suspect that these attackers may be part of a local anarchist group".
Following the incident the Police are advising elderly businessmen in vintage Bentleys to avoid the area.

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