Melchester Rovers' star midfielder, the Brazilian Carlos Cashinio, is threatening to return home to be with his family. Speaking through his agent he is reported to have said " The weather is awful, the food is inedible, my team-mates are morons and local women are like dogs. I also miss my family".
Melchester manager, Brian "Nobby" Williams told fans at a forum last night, "Carlos is suspended for the next ten games (for head-butting the Granchester City mascot last week) but we will fight to keep him at the club".
Latest result:
Sarsons Vinegar Div 3 (East): Melchester Rovers 0: GranchesterCity 6
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