An exclusive extract from the forthcoming "KP" autobiography...............
Entry August 31st 2010....
"Those bastards have dropped me. How could they? I em clearly the bist player that has ever played for this rotten little ahland. Now I have to waste ma time playing county crickit while that bunch of losers play the Pakistani cheats. How am I supposed to earn decent money? Ahm off to post on Twitter..................."
